The Pit Viper 2000. The Future Just Came (and so did we).
Pit Vipers. Rebuilt.
Watch the video. It will explain nothing for you.
The first ever sunglasses from the future.
Are pretty necessary if you ask us.
This one is redesigned for better comfort and grip.
The New Turbo Adjustment™: Now with more.
Now with silicone implants. More supple, bouncy & soft to the touch.
Natural feeling implants to put your face between.
We can make up numbers too.
E-spot adjustment: lighter, faster, faster, harder, harder.
The Goldilocks Fit™.
At 143mm wide, The Pit Viper 2000s are the optimal blend between the originals and double wides.
Made with the Modern American man in mind.
The double wides.